- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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