While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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