- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

knock knock!! kanye west

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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