- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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