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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

I am a n1gger.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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