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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

2 women were sitting quietly

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________