- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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