- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Colby is gay.... thats it

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

yo mama's so fat!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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