- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

eloise dey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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