A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Jews

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Comedy.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Jason Connor.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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