Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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who is mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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