- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

knock, knock come in

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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