- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

knock knock!! kanye west

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

My life :(

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

YEAH THEY DO.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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