Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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