The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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I am a n1gger.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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