I have Alzheimer. What?

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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a potato flew around my room

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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i cant think of one.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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