- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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