Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

The Braves win the N.L. east

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

I am on a escalator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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