how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What's the difference between a duck?

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