- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

she wasn't 18

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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