Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Spinabifita

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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