Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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