Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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