How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Gianni

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Woman's rights

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Worst joke ever

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Alex Eggbert

I'm gay. No homo.

knock knock who's there aids

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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