Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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miley cyrus

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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womens rights

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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