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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Win and Beau have no friends

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Black people. They are so kind.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

i like tits

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Anti-joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

1 + 1 = 3

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

rape that shit

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Anti Joke

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