There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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You smell like shit

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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