How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Minecraft.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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