- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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