whats your name? bumder:)

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Leave her alone...

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A Black Man walks into a bar...

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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