- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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