Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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conrad profit

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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