Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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hey guys what's up?

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Poop

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Q

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Who is a knob? ross d

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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