- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

The weels on the bus go...flat

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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