What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Women's rights

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

liam buchan is gay !

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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