what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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