What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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