Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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