- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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