what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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where are you?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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AVB

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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