So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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No. Yes.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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