What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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