What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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who is awesome? no one...

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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