A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Penis

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why? Because!

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Matty B

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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