Stop being a centipede

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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