- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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