A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Welcome To Facebook

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Penal Dysfunction

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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