What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Men's Sports

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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sarah taylor

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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women outside of the kitchen

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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