How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Women's rights...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call a black priest? Father

1+1 =? Too

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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