A horse cantered into a bar.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Penal Dysfunction

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

a man walks into horse bar

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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