- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Who is a knob? ross d

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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