-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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knock knock who's there police

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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