What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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