- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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