Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Emily Brunelle is skinny

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

peter charastabopouloulous

Penis

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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