Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Penis

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

peter charastabopouloulous

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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