- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Toaster

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

WNBA

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

man boobs

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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