Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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