- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's 4+7 47

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

whats your name? bumder:)

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

47

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??