- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did he die? He was sick.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the fish say? Moo

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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