- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Republicans

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What is the difference between a duck?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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