What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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