What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

this is a joke

oh hiya come in

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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