- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's funnier than poop? More poop

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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