- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farts smell bad!

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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