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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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