Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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hi patrick

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How are you? Yes

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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poop

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Sorry boss

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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terry stockton is straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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