Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

How did th-A fridge.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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