- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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