Joey mayer's face

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

what happened to your gran you tell me

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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