Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

whats your name? bumder:)

Mitt Romney.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

asian, do math

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

mark is mark

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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