Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Anti Joke

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