What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Ouch.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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You just won the game...

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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