A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Scientology.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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