Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Darude - Sandstorm

The Pope

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Joey mayer's face

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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