Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

my namew is jd

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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