- Anti Joke

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Murder me once, shame on you.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.