What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

wanna hear a joke? not really

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Male penises.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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