Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What did I do last night?work

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