- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

wanna hear a joke? not really

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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