theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What did I do last night?work

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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