A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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a man walks into horse bar

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I have no ideas.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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